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God’s Pharmacy Is Already in Your Kitchen
Big Pharma Hates These - 108 Science-Backed Fixes from Great-Grandma’s Kitchen
You Will Learn…
Why you should never stir this balm with a metal spoon
The secret recipe to flood your postpartum body with milk
The 2-ingredient balm that turns your skin radiant by morning
The healer you have in your backyard begging to detox your liver
The toothpaste you can make right now if you’ve got a chicken coop (or just some eggs)
Plus:
What nobody tells you about cinnamon
The surprising mustard fix to help you breathe easier
Why you should always stash these candies in your car
The traditional Amish cough-soother simmering in your pantry
What happens when you pair this spice with pepper for 2000% power
And much more...
What You’ll Find Inside Crunchy Home Apothecary:
Mama’s Herbal Toolkit: Start simple with what’s in your pantry
Tinctures, Teas & Balms 101: Make ‘em like a pro, no overwhelm
Herb Cheat Sheet: Know your plantain from your willow bark
Step-by-Step Recipes: 108 fixes, backed by 200+ studies
Kid-Safe Doses: From babies to teens, you’re covered
Science + Soul: Why this stuff works (and feels so right)
21 chapters, 108 recipes, 264 full-color pages, 1 big hug from me to you—because raising a crunchy family shouldn’t be hard.
This Book’s Your New BFF If…
You’re juggling homeschooling, sourdough starters, and a toxin-free dream. Crunchy Home Apothecary hands you remedies like:
Sweet Cheeks Diaper Balm (page 89)
Got a baby with a rash that won’t quit? This balm’s a crunchy mama’s dream—whipped up from sunny backyard flowers and kitchen staples.We mix it with gentle oils and beeswax for a balm that cools diaper blowouts by naptime—no steroids, just nature’s hug.
Rapunzel’s Secret Hair Serum (page 122)
This serum grows you strong, full hair, starring rosemary—that hearty herb Great-Grandma steeped to coax roots alive.We mix it with pantry oils to nourish deep, no chemical junk—just God’s own way for locks that shine.
Fire Cider Immunity Booster (page 54)
Colds creeping in? This isn’t some lab-made syrup—it’s a fiery brew of apple cider vinegar, garlic, and spices you’ve got on hand.Great-Grandma swore by it, and science backs her up—colds don’t stand a chance against this pantry-powered kic
Tribal Pain Relief Drops (page 143)
This potent tincture’s been easing pain for centuries—Native tribes knew willow bark’s quiet strength long before pills came along.We steep it with valerian’s calm and a splash of vodka for a mild, non-addictive fix—Big Pharma’s hooked junk can’t touch this natural relief.
Mama Moon Fertility Oil (page 170)
A little earthy magic for your next blessing. Great-Grandma knew the quiet power of red clover, steeping its blossoms with earthy oils to nudge your body toward balance.This gentle blend’s all about God’s timing—no synthetic hormone junk from Big Pharma, just nature’s whisper for your next miracle.
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Why You Should Get This Book
Ditch the Toxins: Swap out mainstream junk for remedies you trust.
Save Time & Money: No more hunting for natural fixes—these work, fast.
Feel Empowered: Be the mama who’s got a balm for every boo-boo.
Raise Them Right: Give your kids a head start on a chemical-free life.
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Hey, I’m Rachel Grove
I’m a mama of four who’s been there—knee-deep in kids, questioning the mainstream mess, and done with toxic junk. My youngest’s ear infections sparked my herbalism journey—one jar of mullein oil didn’t just heal him, it flipped our family’s wellness game. Now, as a certified herbalist and natural living advocate, I help mamas like you tap into the plant wisdom our great-grandmothers lived by. When I’m not wildcrafting herbs, I’m homeschooling our crew or sipping tea on the porch with my husband of 16 years. We’re not perfect, just intentional—I’m sharing sisterly tips straight from my kitchen to yours."For the Lord created medicines out of the earth, and the sensible will not despise them." — Sirach 38:4
FAQs (Because Mamas Need Answers)
Are these safe for babies?
Every remedy comes with kid-safe doses, from newborns to teens, tested by mamas like us. No guesswork, just peace of mind.I’m not "crunchy"—can I still use this?
You bet! You don’t need to be barefoot or baking sourdough to love this. If you’re curious about natural fixes, these 108 recipes meet you right where you’re at.How is this different from other herbal books?
It’s not just herbs—it’s Great-Grandma’s best, backed by 200+ studies. Plus, it’s pantry-easy and mama-friendly—no fancy gear, just real remedies that work.
Crunchy Home Apothecary
108 Ancient Herbal Remedies for the Natural Mama Raising a Toxin-Free Family
Disclaimer
Crunchy Home Apothecary offers God-inspired, time-tested remedies for your family’s wellness—no Big Pharma here! These are my personal tips, not medical cures—consult a healthcare provider for serious stuff; I’m just a fellow mama. These remedies are for general wellness info only, not to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease—I’m sharing what I love, not making promises! Results may vary, and I’m not liable for your use. Ads or links (like to Amazon) follow their own terms—I earn a small commission, but that’s it, no hidden tricks.
Privacy Policy
Hey, Crunchy Sisters—Your Privacy Matters to Me
At Crunchy Home Apothecary, I’m all about keeping things real, natural, and trustworthy—just like the remedies I share from my kitchen to yours. That includes how I handle your info. Here’s the scoop on what I collect, why, and how I protect it—because you’re family, and I’ve got your back.What I Collect
I’m a mama, not a data hoarder, so I keep it simple:
Basics You Share: If you sign up for my newsletter or grab that free eBook, I might ask for your name and email—stuff you give willingly to stay in the loop.Site Stuff: Like most sites, mine might snag your IP address, browser type, or pages you visit via cookies or analytics—nothing creepy, just helps me see what you love.Purchases: If you buy the book via Amazon links, they handle that—I don’t see your payment details, just a heads-up you joined the crunchy crew!Why I Collect It
To send you goodies—like remedy tips, updates, or that free eBook I promised.To make the site better—knowing what you click helps me share more of what lights up your crunchy heart.To keep the lights on—Amazon affiliate links might earn me a small commission, but that’s it, no funny business.How I Protect It
I’m not Big Tech—I use basic, secure tools (think encrypted email lists) to keep your info safe from prying eyes.No selling or sharing—your email’s not up for grabs, period. It stays with me, like a recipe I’d never trade.If there’s a glitch (hacks happen), I’ll let you know fast—mama’s honor.Third Parties
Email: If you join my list, a service like Kit might hold your info—I pick trusty ones, but check their policies too.Analytics: Tools like Google Analytics might track site visits—anonymous, just numbers, not your diary.Amazon: Book buys go through them—they’ve got their own rules; I’m just the bridge.Your Rights
Want off the list? Hit “unsubscribe” anytime—zero hard feelings.Curious what I’ve got on you? Ask me at rachel[at]crunchyhomeapothecary.com—I’ll spill what I know (it’s not much!).Cookies bugging you? Clear ‘em in your browser—I won’t cry.Kids
This site’s for mamas, not littles. I don’t knowingly collect info from kids under 13—if they sneak in, let me know, and I’ll zap it.Changes
If I tweak this policy, I’ll post it here—check back when you’re sipping tea on the porch.
Last updated: March 23, 2025.Questions?
Holler at me via rachel[at]crunchyhomeapothecary.com—I’m here, sister, to keep this crunchy journey open and honest.